Screwed taxi driver.

Okay, as Ma and Pa are away to China, I have to go back home by train and then take a cab to Suadamai.

As usual, the taxi driver would ask questions and try to start up a conversation and agaain, as usual, we (girls) know whether the dude driving the cab is just trying to be friendly+courteous or plain practically miang.

This particular driver is out of the norm. He's NUTS. And kinda fucked up... HAHA. Read;

Me: Uhh, pergi Bdr Tun Hussein Onn tak?

Cab: Pergiii pergi... Mano tak pergi nyooo. Semua Bandar pon boleh, abg bwk jea. *puff puff* (he was smoking)

Me: ...........

Cab: Engko ni, penah naik dgn abg eh? Kau bawak pakwe kau sekali, turun dekat Petronas Bdr Tun Hussein Onn.

Me: Hah? Mana ada UNCLE.

Cab: Eh kau jangan nak tipu lah. Kau dengan pakwe kau, takut mak bapak kau nmpk kau dgn pakwe kau.

Me: Eh, taklah!

Cab: Haih bebudak sekarang........

Me: (furious, SUMPAH!)

Cab: HMMMM Abg salah org lah kot. Tapi muka kau sama.

Me: (sama dengan sape bodo..........)

Cab: Form berapa ni?

Me: Five.

Cab: Ohh form 5... Dulu SPM, sekarang ni apa eh?

Me: SPM lah jgak UNCLE.

Cab: Ohh.. target berapa A ni? Takde A langsung? HAHAHA (gelak mcm sial)
He seriously did!

Me: 10A1 Insyaallah.

Cab: Ohh ni mesti nak study oversea ni kan?

Me: Insyaallah kalau dapat.

Cab: Ha.. Ni lah bebudak zaman sekarang. Ingat nak pergi oversea jer bila sambung pelajaran. APA, MALAYSIA NI TAK CUKUP STENDET (that's how he pronounced it haha) KE?

Me: ........... (the hell..?)

Cab: Orang luar dari Malaysia pon nak masuk belajar dekat Malaysia. Ni tak, anak anak Malaysia sekarang ingat nak enjoyy jea, lupa tanah air, lupa negara yadda yadda yadda..

Me: ?????????????????????????

What the hell is his problem mannnnnnn? Naik takut aku nak blk guna cab!