Monday, August 31, 2009

Tagged LUL.




1. Do you think you're hot?
I'm a blizzard.

2. Upload favourite picture of yourself



3. Tell me why do you like this picture.
It was Ten's sister's Wedding Day, and I look like a ROAR. Ha ha.

4. When is the last time you ate pizza?
A month ago.

5. What did you do when you filing this tag?
Eating SUGUS :)

6. Different name that you like to be called other than your name now
TAIGA ! Ha ha. :)

7. Tag 6 persons that you're not gonna regret

1. Bean
2. Sashot
3. Afiq?
4. Hil
5. Lyn
6. Barney

8. Who is the 1st in your life?
A dear friend of mine :)


9. How about the 3rd?
A frog in a human body :3

10. and 4th?
A pig. :)

11. Tell me about 2nd.
SHE'S A RETARD :P

12. And most probably which one do you like?
All :)

It's impressive.

"akan bahagialah orang lain kerana adanya aku."

Durrah's about me in FaceBook. I find it wow-ing. I really admire what she has in her, her confidence. HIGH self-esteem. I would, I mean, I could never put up something like that in a million years.

I JUST DONT HAVE THE GUTS!

Woah.

It amazes me how such a person could really be manipulative and pretend ever so greatly that I'm just so blinded about it. Being fake is your way, ay? I wasn't born yesterday so yeah, I know a few ways, I can know, when a person is being fake or just sincerely sincere.

But this?

You took manipulation to a whole new level. Wow. PATHETIC CREEP. You manage to make me hate you. In fact, you make me hate you even more, plus, you disgust me. You're such a spoiled brat I suppose as you always get what you want, ha ha but ay, everyone has their own time and I suppose now is yours. Be safe, that's all I am concern about. Dickhead.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

It's about the bananas.

On the phone.

H: You sleepy eh last night?
Me: Yeah, kind of. Sorry.
H: Ha ha. It was funny last night you know.
Me: Why?
H: Oh, takda apa.
Me: WHYY? I mamai is it?
H: No laaaaaaah.
Me: OMG I MAMAI! Didn;t I?
H: You cakap you kempunan pisang. Tuh jea.
Me: Ya Allah! No wonder I macam teringin sngt nak kek pisang time Sahur!

***

Later that night. A text message came into my inbox.

H: Yunie?
Me: I nak pisang. BAHAHAH.
H: Boleh boleh. Berapa kilo?

;) I am a monkey. You are a monkey. We all are monkeys.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

We are retarded.

Ha ha. During Genting trip :)







Credits to Nadio for the edit, took it from Ellyn's FaceBook :)


You guys were a theme park to me! :))

Friday, August 28, 2009

Yes, I'm bored.

Fill it up with names of your friends.

1. Ten
2. Bean
3. Hil
4. Shot
5. Nad
6. Waf
7. Dino
8. Lyn

1. Is number 6 your best friend? (Waf)
Close friend :)

2. Are you in love with number 2? (Bean)
Ask her. Ha ha.

3. Have you ever lied to number 4? (Shot)
No.

4. Do you know a secret about number 7? (Dino)
Yeah I guess.

5. Describe the relationship between number 8 and number 5. (Lyn & Nad)
They dont even know each other. Ha ha.

6. What is the best thing about number 3? (Hil)
Nothing? Ha ha :P

7. What is the worst thing about number 1? (Ten)
A big time NERDie :P

8. When was the last time you saw number 5? (Nad)
Before the schl hols.

9. Describe the relationship between number 1 and number 3? (Ten & Hil)
Friends ?

10. Have you ever danced with number 7? (Dino)
Ha ha. No I think ?

11. How long have you known number 4? (Shot)
Early Jan 08 ?

12. Have number 2 and number 7 ever dated? (Bean & Dino)
They're lovers in secret. Ha ha. Not so secret anymore.

13. Have you ever done drugs with number 1? (Ten)
Nopayy.

14. Have you ever been in a fight with number 8? (Lyn)
Not at all :)

16. Does number 6 have a boyfriend/girlfriend? (Waf)
Oooooooooh.

17. Have you ever been a co-worker with number 3? (Hil)
Nopay.

18. Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face? (Bean)
All the time. Ha ha.

19. Has number 1 ever met your mother.? (Ten)
Yeaps.

21. How did you meet number 6? (Waf)
School - SBU.

22. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?(Nad)
Purposely, yes :P

24. Has number 2 ever seen you naked? (Bean)
Half naked. Ha ha.

25.What is the best memory you have with number 1? (Ten)
:)

26. What is one of number 4's best qualities? (Shot)
Go & ask her ! HA HA.

27.Do you live close to 7? (Dino)
Quite close.

28. What is number 2's favorite food? (Bean)
Dont know. But she likes to cook Spaghetti. Ha ha.

29. Out of them, which one would you say is the funniest?
Number 4 :)

30. Who is the most flirtatious?
Number 7 :P

31. What do you think of number 3? (Hil)
Cina murtad. Ha ha.

32. How long have you known number 5 for? (Nad)
Early Jan 08 :)

33. Which one of them drinks the most or goes out?
None. Ha ha. Number 5 goes out a lot :)

34. Which one of them is the best dresser?
Number 8! :)

35. If you could change one thing about number 7, what would it be? (Dino)
Nothing.

36. Say something nice about number 1. (Ten)
I miss her :( BADLYY.

37. Which one of them lives the farthest away from?
Between Number 1 2 3 7 8 and Number 4 5 6.

38. Which one of them do you hang out with the most?
All? :)

39. Out of them, who is the loudest?
Between Number 2 and 4. Hmmmmmmmp. Hard to choose. Ha ha.

40. The quietest?
NONE! :)

41. What is one quality about number 7 that you admire? (Dino)
Don't know. Ha ha.

42. What kind of car does number 4 have? (Shot)
She doesnt even have her license yet. Ha ha.

43. What is your fondest memory of number 8? (Lyn)
:)

44. Have you traveled anywhere with number 2? (Bean)
Nopay, but would love to :)

45. If you gave number 4 $100 dollars tonight, what would they spend it on? (Shot)
Don't know her, ha ha.

46. What is number 6's best quality? (Waf)
Ask her ;p

47. Would you kiss number 1? (Ten)
:*

48. How did you meet number 7? (Dino)
Primary school. Standard 3 /4 ?

49. If you had to buy number 5 a gift, what would you choose to give him/her? (Nad)
A tix to meet up MCR. Ha ha.

50. Does number 2 drink? (Bean)
She drinks what I drink :)

51. Describe number 8 in two words: (Lyn)
Kind-hearted, independent.

52. How many of them have you actually met?
ALL :)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

It's not poker face.

7 hours on physics Form 4 was torturing enough. I could go mad if we keep on just for another minute! Hahah. And here's the only thing that is REALLY stuck on my mind :)

Mr. Rajiv: Alright, Ayumi, eh Ayuni, you explain the concept of inertia when.. A cat dries its fur.
Me: Oh, okay.
Mr. Rajiv: Kamu mesti ada kucing dekat rumah kan?
Me: Ahah, ada ada :)
Mr. Rajiv: Tngk muka pon dah tahu.. (paused) Muka macam kucing!

:3

Bzoink! It's cat face :)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Little 'organ'.

I feel a bit down after reading this;

The Appendix: Useful and in Fact Promising

Main article for Yahoo! Homepage at 6:54PM, August 25th.

Yeah, I got mine removed a couple of years back. I didn;t even have appendicitis but because of other complications that happened at the same spot as where appendix is located, the surgeon removed my appendix.

At that moment, he KNEW my appendix was doing great. Nothing;s wrong with it.

"Oh, kebetulan dah cut, saya pon buanglah appendix dia".

That's what he told my Mum when we went to see the surgeon for a follow-up appointment. My mum threw in to a fit! Hah. Padan muka kau.

But still, won't get me my appendix back. Sobs.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Ohh boy.

Yunie Mhmd:
Im happy that youre happy :)

ckgu afiq,:
hahaaaa
"i'm happy when you're happy"
lain macam je bunyinya
;p

Yunie Mhmd:
it/s good knowing that such a loser frnd of mine is finally HAPPY, for ONCE. ahahha! :P

ckgu afiq,: haha you're an ass .
dah la aku nk gi tdo.
i have to do something early tomorrow.
bye nite :)

I was just trying to cheer him up. ;)

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Because he's ravenous.

At 0832
Morning! Ayuni jom petang nih, pasar malam.. Aku bukak pose sesorang nmpknya since family gi bkak pose ngan sedara len and aku tak dapat join sebab kerja..

"petang nih, pasar malam.."

Kau ni orang melayu apa Man? Haha.

Anything else, Princess?

Face it. I'm finally a teeny bit HAPPY :)

My parents have been treating me like a perky lil princess since they found out I'm over stressed. Haha. I got just about everything that I wanted and they tend to offer even more ! First day after the 'findings' was funny, Ma & Pa was actually concerned about W.H.Y I'm stressed. Usually they would just, "Oh stop being so stressed out. You're only seventeen". Haha.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Tehee.


;)

Spread it out.

Happy Ramadhan Al-Mubarak. :)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

She spent too much.

Too much time around Malay people. Ha ha.

Hilary: Babi ar.... Fine.

Me: Last dapat jmpa until SPM kot. Btw, why didn't you tell me you ada call dia?

Hilary: WHEN I CALL DIA?? I x penah call dia..?

Me: Seriouslyy!

Hilary: I AM SERIOUS. Misscall ada lah. Tuh pun dah lama. I am serious, I x penah call die. Ya Allah...

Me: Oi, get your own God. Kjap, kjap.



Stupid pig. I love you. Ha ha.

18 & above :3



Ya Rabbi, AYUNI ! Obscene betul gambar ni!!

- Pappy

Ayuni, please don't keep porns in your iPhone. Even if it's just a catporn.

- Maah

My reply ?
"Ekekekekek."



Oh, I love cats. Ha ha.

It's that dope again.

Yunie Meow: ohh, kerja mana lak ni?
Salmon: haha shop lot depan leisure mall
Salmon: kawasan chinese
Yunie Meow: HAAHAHA
Yunie Meow: jual apa?
Salmon: jual diri
Salmon: haha
Yunie Meow: BODOOOO!
Yunie Meow: hahaha

Dopey dope dope. Haha.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The frog came back!



Found this somewhere over the rainbow.. HAHA. Miss this ;)

Round it goes.

"benci dah aku dia tuh" - Tio

This simple sentence makes me change my perspective on that particuar person. Hehs. I just see that person as another shallow-minded person, thinking that being manipulative and act all naive plus innocent wouldn't get you busted. Haha. Now I believe in the saying what goes around comes around. Time is just a number, it's a matter of being patient and wait for the time. Oh dear God, I've been waiting for 2 years with a stoned heart and finally, FINALLY life is at it's best, yet :)

But then, this is not the end.

Or is it?







Nayhh. This is only chapter 4 ;)

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

..and that's why she ran away.

NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID NO MAID!



There. Isn't it clear enough? Now I'm going to get all stressed out EVEN MORE. I'm not saying I CAN'T do house chores. I can, I really could but having to wash the dishes, clean up a part of the house, ironing the clothes, feeding the cats, care for my sister's school needs, where on Earth could I find time to fit in my revision hours? Trial is on 'it's' way!



"Ouh come on. You would survive." - Syasya



The only thing I'm holding on to, to survive. Haha.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Stress much?

Remember these?

http://meowchiix.blogspot.com/2009/02/gastric.html
http://meowchiix.blogspot.com/2009/02/got-milk.html
http://meowchiix.blogspot.com/2009/02/hello-clinic.html

So yeah. I went to the clinic just now. I'm worried sick about my stomach. It hurts MORE than it should be (if you know what I mean). Sigh.

Doctor: Kamu ngapa?
Me: (explains explains)
Doctor: Ohh itu normal untuk anak gadis! Kamu tujuh belas, iya?
Me: Ha ah, Form Five.
Doctor: Ini kerna hormone imbalance. Dan jgak, kamu stress sangat.
Pa: Ahahah, dia ni cepat stress..
Me: ...

And there you go. Another doctor said I'm too stressed. Causing my body to go through things that a NORMAL teenager shouldn't be going through. Too stressed ay?





Am I?

Past.

I don't date assholes and jerks. Keep that in mind.

And hey, DON'T fucking poke me.
You wouldn't like it when I'm furious.


;)

Saturday, August 15, 2009

This or that?

I come to realize that I'm not fickle-minded.
But instead, VERY fickle-minded. Sigh.





I hate to admit that I'm very undecided. When it comes to making SMALL decisions, which one should I choose, this or that, I would just get stuck. Sticky situation is what you call it & I'm sticky all the time. Hmmph. Lets not talk about the BIG ones, shall we?



Johnny, the adorable monstaaah! :3

Pssst.

A conversation between an old friend (5 years my senior) haha.


Salmon: tu die punye pasal a
Salmon: haha
Salmon: yg ko lak aku ko jual mahal
Yunie Meow: tak faham
Yunie Meow: hahah
Salmon: haha..lupakannnn
Salmon: nape x cari lg?
Yunie Meow: lol
Yunie Meow: cari apa?
Salmon: cari mangsa untuk jadi bf ko
Yunie Meow: babik kau!
Yunie Meow: hahahaha

Such a dope. Haha.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Mammoth Shoes!

Something like this happened at school during the last period.. :P


Me: *stomped on Sashot;s shoe*
Sashot: Hoi! I need to shave..................... save the cleanliness of these shoes lah!
Me: HAHAHAHH! You SHAVE your shoes ke Sya? HAHAHAH!
Sashot, Al & Lenda: *laughs so hard*
Me: Kasut you berbulubulu ehh Syasya? BHAHAH







We laughed so hard, I even snorted. No one noticed though, haha.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Why I respect my Momma.

Pa: Na! Pergi tengok atas dining table tuh.

Ma: Ada apa?

Pa: Tengok jea lah.

Ma: Eyh, apesal ada tiga surat saman ni?

Pa: Dah, awak dok driving macam orang tak keruan.

Ma: No, I thought ada lima surat saman!

And so, that's why I look up to my Momma♥ :)








And Ive cut my hair by the way..

LOL.

Something to laugh about :P



Nana's tumblr.
Do I look that innocent ? HAHA :)
















PsSSSsssSSSSsSsSsTTttTtTtTtttTtT......... (annoying, I know HAHA)
Gonna get a haircut! :S

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Apologies.

I texted a typical plus uber lousy I-am-sorry-for-everything-hope-get-along-no-more-grudges-good-luck-SPM message to a bunch of my SMK BTHO(II) friends since Trial and SPM is getting nearer more than ever..
Yes, I'm scared.

Still, the heart won't budge.
Help ?

Monday, August 10, 2009

Nostalgic.

Chatting about my past makes me appreciate the present even more.
To come and think of it, I've rode a crazy whoopla roller-coaster for quite a while and manage not to vomit ;) Three c
heers for that!

Although it leaves me in agony, thinking what the future have in stock for me, it's so much better than having those crappy feelings I used to bury in my used-to-be-heavy heart before :)

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Chop chop.

You could fuck all night long and ended up wanting more just after a mere hours.
How amazing is that ?
You don't find that amazing ? Well.. Fuck you then. :)
Okay, that was nasty & my mommah TAUGHT ME THE F WORD. HAHA.
That's so random, lol.
It suddenly ticks to me..
People won;t stop torturing other people, it's practically everywhere.
The tough strong bulky ones tormenting the timid small tiny ones.
Am I right ?
But to come and think of it.. I don't really think that occurs in MY world. :)

During EARTH HOUR. That's Jonathan Oreo Alien aka;
JOHNNY :)


Thursday, August 6, 2009

She's 17 and this is her 68th post.

What a coincidence :) HAHA My birthday is on 06/08 and this is my 68th post :)

First of all, SUPERB THANK YOUS to my dear buds and pals and lovers (wow haha) for the wishes. Truly truly truuuly appreciate it :)

Here's the list of the 'wishers' according to the time they wished.

Aug 5
Nadio (around 12pm - TS)
Beano (around 1130pm - text)

Aug 6
One of my ex lol (00:00)
Hilary (00:00)
Sashot (00:00)
Saleha (00:04)
Durrah (00:06)
Za (00:06)
Ma & Along (00:31)

Dini (01:00) *update hehe*
Shahzufar (01:30)
Wanienoco (03:32)
Fawie (04:57)
Azam (09:48)
Pa (10:34)
Marissa (15:24)
Waffle (23:00)
Alex (23:23)


And some more on MySpace, Facebook, YM, MSN.. HAHA.
Thanks :)


Oh, and Along did this for me ! ♥
Thank you long. Tonnes of love! Mwah mwah ! HAHA
Oh by the way, anyone who is interested in ordering cupcakes, simply just click the link on the right side navigator :)

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Curved up.

It means, SMILING :)

Today was awesome, haha. Hang-ed out with Loon Barney Wuff and Durrrrah at Times Square today. Went to watch Harry Potter (I find it KINDA boring, especially the ending, haih) and played bowling. LOL. Plus we had lunch at SUBWAY! :D


Credits to Nad on this one.. Sorry Loonie. HAHA :)



LOVE YOU GUYS! :D ♥♥♥

Mwah mwah :3

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Quadruped feline.






Went to Bukit Dokong/Dukung/Dukong to have dinner with my parents and Cousin Meii with her family. There were TONNES of cats there, it;s like a cat haven ya know? HAHA pictures pictures :)



Aww :)

A moo moo cat ! :3


Purrrrrrr ! :33





Ohh, get this. There was one teen-aged kitty cat 'observing' from the roof. HAHA.


See the red circle ? It's the kitty's head :D haha

Chak!! HAHA :3 Adorableeeeeeeeee!



Cats are just so amazing!


Stray cats,


they have no homes, some of them are very sick, they have no other entertainments than enjoying the fun sun during midday and become hyper-active during the dark cold, yet inviting night..


And they still think they are superior and they are - that's what I love about cats.


MIAOW! :3


ohh, random picturee :)



Saturday, August 1, 2009

Moo.

We, are, fah-mi-ly! :)

It's Saturday and yeah, I have my workshop at KLCC as usual (today's subjects are Chemisty and Modern Maths) I did reach KLCC but I skipped my workshop.
Know why?

.......

I reached KL when it was nearly 930am while my workshop starts at 8am :) HAHA What do you expect? Just to save myself from the embarrassment of arriving there late, I decided to skip. I went to watch a movie instead :P

Cousin Venjii dropped me off at KLCC at 1015 after having breakfast at Old Town White Coffee. I bought 1 LAND OF THE LOST ticket and 3 SKRIP 7707 tickets for the day.

So yeah, I watched the Land of the Lost movie ALONE while waiting for Cousin Venjii to finish her work at 1pm. HAHAHA funny yet DUMB. Seriously, such a dumb movie. :)


Skrip 7707, a malay horror film. Ummp, not THAT scary. Hysteria is way way way spookier :) But it has an interesting ending though - the producer ended up interviewing 7 ghosts :) Oh, and I said 'babiiiiiiiiiiiiiii' quite a lot because they used TONNES of unsur suspens in the movie. Ngahaha.


Nevertheless, it was fun. Skipping my workshop and went to watch 2 movies in a row. HAHA.
Oh, and about Sashot's entry; here,
I MISS THAT DAY TOO! ♥♥♥


Torn.

*See the MENTOS in the desk? :P*


DEAD BORED! GOT NOTHING TO DO! DYING OF BOREDOM!
Yet, I love this blissful-free-one-week-rare holiday :) LOL



Hmmp. Do you know how it feels, when you created something (anything), it/they turn out to disobey you just like a plain asshole would ?

Ive felt that TWICE.
Just how stuck up some people could be, how they would backstab you, how they would betray you, how they would torment your feelings.

Nothing beats a TWO FACED SCUMBAG.


I'm tired of pulling people together & they ended up throwing me away. People are just so insensitive AT MOST OF THE TIMES, just so ignorant, just so ungreatful, just so SELFISH.

&& HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN/ZAHRAN. :)