Dealing with REMPIT.

Correction, Minah Rempit.

Sigh. I went to Petronas near my house just now to fill the tank and I was on the phone. I put the phone on loudspeaker and when I turned to my right corner to enter the gas station, a motorcycle blocked my path. I was like "bodoh nak mampos pnya rempit", didn't even glance at that stupid Minah Rempit (MR) and just continued to drive.

When I stopped the car and got out of the car to fill up the tank, that hideous MR came to me and.. (it was something like this)

MR: Hoi, kau cakap apa tadi?
ME: Aku cakap amenda?
MR: Kau cakap pergi mampos. Aku dengar ah!
ME: Err, tingkap aku tertutup. (bodoh)
MR: Eish. Aku nampak ah mulut kau gerak gerak.
ME: Mana ada.
MR: Aku nampak la!
ME: Kau ni perasan apesal? I was on the phone.
MR: Mana phone kau? Tak nampak pon.
ME: It's here bodoh. *shows off my iPhone :P*
MR: Kau yang makan jalan cakap aku pergi mampos.
ME: Aku? Kau yang block jalan.
MR: Kau cakap aku pergi mampos apasal?
ME: So? What the hell is your problem?
MR: My problem is you.
ME: Kau ni apsal? Balik rumah la wei. *walks away*
MR: Woi pukimak, sini kau.
ME: Kau nak apa hah?
MR: Cuba kalau terlanggar tadi hah?
ME: So? What the hell is your problem ah?
MR: I don't have anything to explain.
(this is dumb. I was like, ha? amenda?)
MR: Woi, kalau langgar tadi, hah?
ME: So? The thing is, did we hit each other? No right?
MR: Aku cakap IF.
ME: Aku cakap tadi langgar ke tidak?
MR: IF TERLANGGAR?
ME: IF terlanggar, kau yang mati, lantak kau ah.
MR: ........... (went away)

Haha. Almost everyone at the gas station was looking at us. LOL. Stupid rempit. Nak jea aku lempang. Bahahaha.