Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Dealing with REMPIT.

Correction, Minah Rempit.

Sigh. I went to Petronas near my house just now to fill the tank and I was on the phone. I put the phone on loudspeaker and when I turned to my right corner to enter the gas station, a motorcycle blocked my path. I was like "bodoh nak mampos pnya rempit", didn't even glance at that stupid Minah Rempit (MR) and just continued to drive.

When I stopped the car and got out of the car to fill up the tank, that hideous MR came to me and.. (it was something like this)

MR: Hoi, kau cakap apa tadi?
ME: Aku cakap amenda?
MR: Kau cakap pergi mampos. Aku dengar ah!
ME: Err, tingkap aku tertutup. (bodoh)
MR: Eish. Aku nampak ah mulut kau gerak gerak.
ME: Mana ada.
MR: Aku nampak la!
ME: Kau ni perasan apesal? I was on the phone.
MR: Mana phone kau? Tak nampak pon.
ME: It's here bodoh. *shows off my iPhone :P*
MR: Kau yang makan jalan cakap aku pergi mampos.
ME: Aku? Kau yang block jalan.
MR: Kau cakap aku pergi mampos apasal?
ME: So? What the hell is your problem?
MR: My problem is you.
ME: Kau ni apsal? Balik rumah la wei. *walks away*
MR: Woi pukimak, sini kau.
ME: Kau nak apa hah?
MR: Cuba kalau terlanggar tadi hah?
ME: So? What the hell is your problem ah?
MR: I don't have anything to explain.
(this is dumb. I was like, ha? amenda?)
MR: Woi, kalau langgar tadi, hah?
ME: So? The thing is, did we hit each other? No right?
MR: Aku cakap IF.
ME: Aku cakap tadi langgar ke tidak?
MR: IF TERLANGGAR?
ME: IF terlanggar, kau yang mati, lantak kau ah.
MR: ........... (went away)

Haha. Almost everyone at the gas station was looking at us. LOL. Stupid rempit. Nak jea aku lempang. Bahahaha.

9 comments:

Azri Rotten said...

uishh gangster! XD

Yunie Meow said...

no lah. :)) hahaha

figster said...

rempit sucksss! lol haha

Yunie Meow said...

more than anything. haha

frhn said...

WALAMAK! go kak yunie! cewah, KAK. gile ahh! XD

hypersyaza said...

this is funny, yunie XD

Yunie Meow said...

Haha, thank you SuperBo ;p

funny kaaan? bodoh sngtlah rempit tu. haha.

ameera syazwanee said...

you rock !!! :P

apitects said...

weng weng aphal.
:D