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Right... After 4 months leaving Blogspot for Tumblr, only now I truly feel like it's necessary forme to post up my Tumblr url. Haha.

Here it is;

http://yunienyian.tumblr.com

Happy visiting :)

DECLARATION.

Tataa blogger. You shall find my entries in Tumblr ;)

He likes it. So?

747pm

ME: Ma, Pa mana?
MA: Entah dia. Pergi berkempen.
ME: Hah? Berkempen? Kempen apa? Dekat mana?
MA: Entah. Seronok lah ke dia tu. Dok beghabih dengan politik politik nu haa. PAS apa kemenda entah dia. Yunie, buat price tag ni. RM18.90.

1115pm

ME: Along, Papa dah balik?
LEE: Belum. Tahu dia berkempen dkat mana?
ME: Mana?
LEE: Port Dickson.
ME: Oi. Jauh beno berkempen!
LEE: Tu lah!
ME: Sat, PD dekat mana?
LEE: PD dekat mana darling?
ABG PIT: Negeri Sembilan.
ME&LEE: WAH. JAUH BETUL BERKEMPEN!

Wondrously bitchy.

Being in a relationship is like signing an agreement that would only break off in such an unimaginable, horrible way, for me that is, unless you marry that partner of yours. How can you stop or discontinue a magical feeling, so lovely yet full of insecurity but that it is something that you had dreamed of for thousands of times and one day, just on this one particular day, you decided that it has to come to an end. How?

Relationships hardly last long. That's how I see relationships now, I just don't want to get serious and fool around but AGAIN, attempts failed. I'm in a floating mode now I guess? I don't chase, I don't avoid. I just....... FLOAT because what the future holds for relationship is just so, unpredictable. In other words, saya trauma.

And so, why do we bother chasing people around, eh?

No offense to those who are in relationships. Hold on tight, I swear to God, it would be hellafun for what the future has for you people! - If you're true to your feelings ;)

Dealing with REMPIT.

Correction, Minah Rempit.

Sigh. I went to Petronas near my house just now to fill the tank and I was on the phone. I put the phone on loudspeaker and when I turned to my right corner to enter the gas station, a motorcycle blocked my path. I was like "bodoh nak mampos pnya rempit", didn't even glance at that stupid Minah Rempit (MR) and just continued to drive.

When I stopped the car and got out of the car to fill up the tank, that hideous MR came to me and.. (it was something like this)

MR: Hoi, kau cakap apa tadi?
ME: Aku cakap amenda?
MR: Kau cakap pergi mampos. Aku dengar ah!
ME: Err, tingkap aku tertutup. (bodoh)
MR: Eish. Aku nampak ah mulut kau gerak gerak.
ME: Mana ada.
MR: Aku nampak la!
ME: Kau ni perasan apesal? I was on the phone.
MR: Mana phone kau? Tak nampak pon.
ME: It's here bodoh. *shows off my iPhone :P*
MR: Kau yang makan jalan cakap aku pergi mampos.
ME: Aku? Kau yang block jalan.
MR: Kau cakap aku pergi mampos apasal?
ME: So? What the hell is your problem?
MR: My problem is you.
ME: Kau ni apsal? Balik rumah la wei. *walks away*
MR: Woi pukimak, sini kau.
ME: Kau nak apa hah?
MR: Cuba kalau terlanggar tadi hah?
ME: So? What the hell is your problem ah?
MR: I don't have anything to explain.
(this is dumb. I was like, ha? amenda?)
MR: Woi, kalau langgar tadi, hah?
ME: So? The thing is, did we hit each other? No right?
MR: Aku cakap IF.
ME: Aku cakap tadi langgar ke tidak?
MR: IF TERLANGGAR?
ME: IF terlanggar, kau yang mati, lantak kau ah.
MR: ........... (went away)

Haha. Almost everyone at the gas station was looking at us. LOL. Stupid rempit. Nak jea aku lempang. Bahahaha.

Her pinky nose.

Not entirely in a good mood. I brought Puffy and Foxtrot to see the vet today and Puffy had some major issues. She has to stay there for a few days. Sigh. Hrmm.

On the bright side, I have a question:

Is this a cat or a rabbit? :3 :B

=)

Hit pause.

Stop whining, stop complaining and start flashing back.

People had sacrificed a lot for you, did a lot for you, helped you a lot and this is how you're showing your gratitude? I'm not saying that you have to be down on your knees and kiss people's asses, just show a little appreciation and respect is enough but instead, you're acting like a selfish asscrack? May you get a sudden realization which comes along with pains.

You're so full of yourself. Utterly foolish and ignorant.

Some people could be VERY inconsiderate, agree?

Where I got my lazyness.

PA: So, Yunie pergi sekolah tak esok?
ME: Emm, tak kott. Macam malas. Hehe.
PA: Betul tak pergi?
ME: Taklah kot.
MA: Tak pergi esok? YAAAYY!! *claps*
PA: Astagha. Seronok pulak dia takyah amik Yunie!

How the mind works.

Afiq says:
or just google pasal kanye je zz
lol
performance lady gaga beyonce the bomb kot
lol
afiq ade full video

YUU TAIGA says:
so? saya perempuan
takberminat
hahaa

Afiq says:
performance lah abang
bukan tetek

Sweet Eid.

Filzah called me up at 745pm, saying that she's near AEON Cheras Selatan. I was asleep and exhausted because of the evening event. What the hell, I fell asleep during Maghrib. Haha. She arrived at 810pm and we went straight to Syashot's house in KL!


It was hella fun. I like the nasi kapit. Hee! And muffin.

I can't really describe how much I truly love spending time with these beloved angels of mine. :)

Okay. Scratch that. They're little devils with invisible horns but oh, what the heck! I love them! ;)) This is how true friends are. Best lah korang :D

More photos soon ;)

* * *

BARNEY: Muka you macam kawan Cina you tu!
ALIAH: Ha ah la! Macam Hilary tu!
DURRAH: Yang macam dalam gambar kecik tu, kan kan?

WAF: Ha ah! Ha ah!

ME: Eeee ni lagi sekor sekor, sama jea mcm my dad and sister!

(after eating rice)

SYASHOT: Eeeh Yunie, muka you macam Hilary tu!

ME: Lagi sekor.................

Shall be mine again, Cy.

I relaxed my hair (something like rebonding but not as strong) so, tadaaah!

PA: Awak ni anak sapa hah?
ME: Paaaaaa!

PA: Dah macam si Hilary tu hah!

* * *

LEE: Buat the whole hair ke?

ME: Yeap. Haih.

LEE: Nampak macam Hilary hah.

YUNIERELLA.

Dead tired!

Since my maid ran away a few weeks back, my whole family became the house maids, doing house chores now and then but when it comes to cleaning and tidying up the house, Ma would call some cleaners to come over to our house and get it done. And so she did today BUT the cleaner left early because apahal entah. Ada orang datang rumah dia? Something like that. EISH! Ended up, my whole family had to mop, sweep and scrub the whole house. Ha ha. I felt like I was Cinderella for the evening except I'm wearing better clothing of course :D I was scrubbing the kitchen floor using 3 sponges with a drained out brain due to trial results. It was fun! BAHAHA.

Why was it fun? I slided here and there using my knees and now I have bruises because of the kitchen tiles. Ha ha. Bimbo.

ME: Maaa look! Weeee~ *slide & slide & slide*
MA: Astagha. You're enjoying this aren't you?
LEE: *smack her head* Ya Allah!

Reaction of a lazy ass.

kucing kau buat pe 2?
melancap ke ape???
haha..this week ktorang beraya umah awk..
about 14 monkeyyysss..
- Bna

This actually gave me an absolute, sheer shock. Haha.

Whine some more.

I think I bother about other people's feelings too much, waayyy more than a normal person should be. I'm not stating that I'm a very caring person but whenever I do something I desire and turns out it would hurt someone else's feelings, I would just put my priorities aside and care about that someone more than myself. My feelings matter less than others'. Well, towards a number of particular homosapiens of course but I'm being extremely extreme here.

I think it's hard to be ignorant at certain points. Mine peaks at the lowest, no?

Humour me.

ME: Pa, ada harimau tak dalam tu?
PA: Hah? Harimau? Dalam mana??
ME: Ahah. Dalam Hutan Simpanan tu haa!
PA: Oh yang tu!
ME: Ada ke?
PA: Ada harimau simpanan kot?

She's delicate.

Although love keeps beckoning me
I stand on my ground and still
Hoping the blessings would cease because;
I'm just so selfish
I'm just too foolish
I'm scared of giving in
I'm afraid of holding on
That's why I'm all alone


I'm extremely traumatized
Dear pasts scarred my heart
Wounds would eventually heal
But a darkened vulnerable heart?
The burden of this lock is unfathomable
And so I ask the Almighty,
When shall this chest opens wide?
When shall the everlasting key rise upon?

There. It's your cue, God.

Lets play ignorant.

LEE: Haish. Yunie always minum Coke, kan? Coke Coke Coke Coke. Semalam jea dah more than 2 botol besar Coke. It's not good lah. Pastu, you're constantly taking seafood like, now? You're eating scallop. Seafood ni high in cholestrol tahu. Coke tu, rosak kidney nanti, dah tak function. Yunie tak rasa yang Yunie akan mati cepat ke?
ME: (after a long pause) On the way balik nanti pergi McD. Nak ice cream sundae.

But it's my favourite!

''So baby don't worry you
were my only
You won't be lonely
Even if the sky is falling down"

Jay Sean - Down, such a catchy catchy catchy song, don't you think so?

I really need to STOP being judgemental on every single person I meet/going to meet for the first time. I had a thought of this particular habit of mine before, on how I should down size my awful tingkah laku on judging just about everything on everyone I meet. Baaad habit Yunie, bad bad baaad habit.

I tend to judge that particular person totally the opposite way of how he or she really is. How the thought of that person is very arrogant, ignorant and plain douche-y would linger in my mind but just as soon I chat with that person, poof. It would change every single thing about how I imagined that person would actually be.

And hey, you're amazingly gorgeous. ;)

EST.EST.EST.

Hah! My past few days weren't that good, weren't that bad either, just amazingly plain awful.

Just in one week, I repeat, ONE WEEK, I had 3 nightmares about EST. Yes, EST. Why you might ask ? Hrm. Since there was no school on last Friday, EST paper was cancelled and it's due on next Monday. So yeah, one trial paper left for me. I can't stop thinking about that paper, ha ha. Some of you might think I'm such a lousy douche for getting nervous about EST paper but hell I don't know, I get this tingly feeling when I think about EST, and especially it's trial's EST paper. Bullocks.

And Izwan ain't making it any easier for me. Heh. You'll pay short pants, you'll pay! Just get those money ready for MY PIZZAS :)

She did it again!

MA: Lempeng.
ME: What the hell is lempeng?
MA: Pancakes.
ME: No. Lempeng is not pancakes.
MA: Then, what?
ME: Kek.. Pan? HAHA.
MA: Asshole!